What is the brick academy?

What is it?

Located in Siberia, this is a school and a temporary home for the worst football players in the world.

What are the Classes?

The Bricks get separated in classes. With Class A being the very worst and Class C being an entry level. Players who improve can get suspended from the Academy.

How Can it Help Players?

Being inducted into the Brick Academy is both good and bad. There is the initial embarassment, but it brings awareness and forces players and managers to work  hard and be better

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Ashley Young - Scholarship

And this is the captain of Manchester United. A dude who is arguably the worst player on the team. 

I cannot rememeber the last time that he put in one quality cross into the box. In the modern game, if you are a wing-back, your crossing has to be decent at the very least. 

His is trash. 

And there are times where he will give stupid fouls, and therefore put the team and himself under undue pressure. Each time he does this, I keep thinking that this is the supposed leader of the team. 


Patrick Cutrone - Class B

How was the dude a starting striker for AC Milan?

His goalscoring record is atrocious, he is hardly mobile and doesn't look or feel like he can be a serious threat for defenders. He may have had a good small stint for Milan were some thought he could be a pretty good striker, but we have now seen his level...which is trash.